"It's not enough, just a touch..."

So Family Guy was fucking hilarious last night. Tracy came over after work to watch it with me and we were seriously laughing our asses off at every scene. It was great.

So get this shit: the cops have had to come to the Lib every day since Friday. Friday it was because some creepy guy was bothering me and Tracy and watching a female patron through the stacks. Saturday it was because these stupid kids were fighting outside when it closed and apparently yesterday some girl over heard these 4 guys talking about having a bomb in the lib and the cops had to come and search the building (which means they saw what we did to Shay's office. hahahaha) but they didn't find anything and they didn't find the guys either. So they don't know whether or not it was a joke or what, but still that's fucking crazy. I swear all the freaks come to the lib. Gotta get their porn fix and patron-stalking from somewhere I suppose.

My shift at the lib yesterday wasn't so bad. It was only from 1-4pm and it went really fast. Things are so much more relaxed when the jacket isn't working. Lol. After work Tracy and I went to dinner and we were listening to the people sitting around us and talk about BORING. Some people just don't know how to carry on a conversation or take a joke. I will cut myself if I ever get like that.

Well off to another glorious day at work at the lib.

Chris: "Well good thing I know someone on the inside."
Me: "And it's a good thing I know someone on the inside who's been inside of me!"

Alex: "Well that was disgusting. Do you feel raped cuz I know I do."

Russ: "If I had a ham I could make a ham and cheese sandwich if I had some cheese."

Peter (from Family Guy last night): "Hahahahaha. Childhood obesity."

"And I'll pull your crooked teeth
You'll be perfect just like me
You'll be a lover in my bed
And a gun to my head
We must never be apart
We must never be apart"